#that awkward moment when everyone in the room is in love with sherlock
#Including Sherlock
one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her
“fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.”
“what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went
so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr
OH LORD WHAT AM I— I CAN’T BREATHE. WHAT JUST HAPPENED
If you win American idol congratulations, you went from being a nobody to a nobody that has met Ryan seacrest
“wanna see my rock collection?” i open my closet and several clones of dwayne johnson come running out. i hand my friend the extra tranquilizer gun under my bed, “the hunt is on”.
On nicking Doctor Who Merchandise from the BBC offices.
Patience.
#lol can you imagine this happening to you? #a fucking attractive man kidnaps you and straps a bomb to you #and then he makes you to call another man with a fucking arousing voice #and the attractive man wants you to tell the man with the arousing voice that they were made for each other #and you’d be like #whoa hold it #you are so gay for him aren’t you #jesus just call him yourself and tell him #I feel like a cock block right now dude #and I totes ship you two #and then the attractive man would be like #holy shit she’s right #and the man with the arousing voice would be just like #what the fuck is going on #and you’d be like #OTP this is so going on my blog #and then another handsome man with a rifle shoots you right between your eyes (via letmartyhandlethis)
Making sense was never my division.
stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:
JUST. LOOK. AT. DRACO’S. FACE.
#omg she punched my boyfriend.
#damn i’d love to tie up harry like that aw ye- WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND
MTE ^^^
“Here is the place where I love you..”
