tiny flustered Martin Crieff as a pirate captain, but his crew is terrified of him because first mate Douglas tells them horror stories about Captain Crieff ruthlessly punishing anyone who questions his authority
also the crew figures if Richardson is this…
airbrush clouds cause Im lazy
OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE
THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
the free stool with a glass of water on it
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?
I LOVE THIS MOVIE
IT TEACHES PEOPLE THAT IF SOMEONE DOESINT LOVE THEM BACK,THAT IF YOUR REALLY LOVE THEM THEN YOUD LET THEM GO INSTEAD OF BEING PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR IT
SHE FUCKIN HELPS THEM GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END AT THATS WHAT SETS HER FREE
I LOVE THAT
It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.
thinkin about my followers
does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me
you might have ordinal linguistic personification
mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters