coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
“Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. ‘Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?’ Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.”
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
If your dog eats antifreeze you have to give it alcohol
HALF CINEMA CHEERED AND THE OTHER HALF WERE REALLY CONFUSED WHY WE WERE CHEERING
imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he sees a same-gender couple holding hands in public imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he sees an interracial couple holding hands in public his smile could literally light up the whole universe
irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with…
Gamora, surgically modified and trained as a living weapon. The adopted daughter of the mad titan, Thanos. Recently, Thanos lent her and her sister, Nebula out to Ronan, which leads us to believe that Thanos and Ronan are working together.
Comic by ©The Oatmeal
I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true
I can’t stop laughing